2/1/14 – 2/6/04
Gunfight at the Squishy Corral
Police responded to a physical altercation at an apartment complex at 4:00AM.
Five subjects were interviewed to determine the cause of the fight. Two were intoxicated
and it was discovered they had engaged in gun play. They were told it was too
late in the night for such things and agreed to put their Nerf guns away and go to
sleep.
Disappearing act
Officers responded to an Ocean View Blvd business in response to a battery of
an individual. It seems about 20 young adults entered the business when one was
dared to throw disappearing ink on the victim. Due to boredom and stupidity, the
dare was accepted.
You got a license for that thing?
Driver was pulled over near Presidio Boulevard. Cited for driving without a license.
Possible burglary
Officers arrived to a residence which reported that their front door latch appears
to have been forcibly tampered with. Resident reported that he could no longer lock
the door from inside his home. Upon further reflection, homeowner thought it could
have been the roommate who got locked out.
She said, she said
Police responded to a home where one resident accused another of stealing her
jewelry supplies to give to her boyfriend. Other resident denies claims.
Burgled
Items stolen from store on Ocean Ave.
Just a little nappy poo
Suspect was discovered sleeping in her car. She was intoxicated to the point of
not being able to take care of herself. She was booked at the police department and
then released to a friend.
Arguments with a car
Police responded to reports of two cars driving at high speeds. It was reported that
the female driver had earlier attempted to run over the male in the other car. Police
contacted them and determined that they were married and having an argument. The
wife wanted the husband to come home.
Lost checkbook
Woman reported that she lost her checkbook and drivers license at Country Club
Gate Shopping Center. Bank has already cancelled the checks.
Bike bucks rider
Runner turned in front of a bicyclist spooking the bike and causing the rider to
fall. Rider broke his clavicle bone and was taken to CHOMP for treatment. Bike was
taken by police for a timeout to think about what it had done. Will be reclaimed later.
Don’t get used to this good luck
Two subjects were contacted by police for shoplifting. Items were returned to the
store and no charges were pressed, this time.
What, is your dumpster broken?
Suspect broke into apartment complex for the sole intent of dumping his old patio
chairs on the property.
Breaking, entering, and watching
Hotel reports that someone entered a room by sliding a window off its track. They
then watched TV and left, possibly taking a bedspread with them.
Parking frustrations
Man was reported to police as sitting in his vehicle yelling. Turns out he got upset
because he could not park.
That spot is already taken
Car attempted to park where one already was. Reports of damage are sure to follow.
It might be time for a nap
An officer noticed a car just sitting at an intersection. After approaching the car
and having her pull to the side of the road, the driver said she had not slept in two
days and was on her way to pick up some medication.